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tilthedayidice

faeriearts:
““Pride Potions 2020 update (what do you mean pride month is over? its never over!)
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My 2019 pride potions have officially updated, their cleaner and easier to read now. They have been updated on my Redbubble as well as a bunch of new...

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lilaxi

tripropellant

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on

living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities

sadboybrigade

drink 15 cups of coffee in a day and you can clip through walls

spooky-spaghetties

me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.

potion seller: trenta macchiato plus five shots as usual, then?

me, extending my credit card with a trembling hand: fuck me up

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otherwindow

Headcanons on why mages don’t wear armor:

magic and mana corrodes metal (that’s why so many rpgs have heavy plated characters weak to spells)
armor has no pockets for potions or books or herbs or snacks
mages read and do alchemy in tiny spaces so armor gets in the way a lot and libraries hate clanking noises
most mages are skinny weak ass nerds do u think they can wear armor

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yourplayersaidwhat

Always read the label

yourplayersaidwhat

Group History: Our DM’s custom world has a thing for potions going wrong. And I personally have a habit of accurately calling chance dice rolls ahead of time.

The Scene: Looters were in the enchanter’s shop, stealing whatever was at hand. We engage them to take the loot for ourselves. Throughout the fight, they start testing out the things they’ve stolen on us. After taking some damage, the looter’s leader, a city guard, does the following:

DM: “He pulls out a red potion and brings it to his lips.”

Player: “It’s acid isn’t it?”

DM: “Haha! Just for saying that, roll a d6.”

*I roll a 1.*

DM: “He drinks it, and starts gagging, and then drops dead.”